For those of you who have been reading awhile, it has become a little tradition for us to recap the award shows together. And by "recap" I mean "post pictures of the red carpet photos and behave like fashion police".
This is my 3rd year doing a post on the Golden Globes, which happens to be my favorite award show. You can read my previous GG blogs by clicking here and here.
So, let's get right to it. As a general statement, I felt a bit of an 80's vibe as the ladies walked the carpet. There was alot of weird sleeves and shoulder pads and I REALLY DON'T WANT SHOULDER PADS TO COME BACK.
Here's Tina Fey who is wearing a great color and great fabric but it is a shame that they had to cut her sleeves from drapery.
This is my 3rd year doing a post on the Golden Globes, which happens to be my favorite award show. You can read my previous GG blogs by clicking here and here.
So, let's get right to it. As a general statement, I felt a bit of an 80's vibe as the ladies walked the carpet. There was alot of weird sleeves and shoulder pads and I REALLY DON'T WANT SHOULDER PADS TO COME BACK.
Here's Tina Fey who is wearing a great color and great fabric but it is a shame that they had to cut her sleeves from drapery.
Okay, y'all, this is Tilda Swinton and she is a great actress and everything but SHE NEEDS SOME RED CARPET HELP. Rachel Zoe, can she be your new project?!
She is happy and pink and funny and has a fantastic body. This is a GREAT dress for the Globes.
Okay, Scarlett Johansson is a beautiful girl but she is having a hair problem tonight.
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I DO NOT LIKE THE HAIR. 
She is all kinds of precious. Her necklace was BEAUTIFUL and I think she looked absolutely fantastic.
This is Sandra Bullock and her date for the evening, Bangs.
Oh, look, it's Noah. If I'm a bird, he's a bird.
This dress is GORGEOUS but I feel like it is a bit more Oscar-appropriate. But still, STUNNING.
Nicole Kidman is a brave, brave woman. For being as pale as she is (HOLLA, PALE PEOPLE!!) she is not afraid to wear a color that may wash her out.
Okay, confession: I am not normally a fan of putting pink and red together. If I saw this dress hanging on a hanger, I would be all "UM, HECK TO THE NO" but she is just so precious and pregnant that it's all kinds of adorable on her.
THIS GREEN IS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh, my. It's like a 6 year old found her way onto Project Runway and saw a nice dress and thought to herself "I LIKE DAISIES!!" and covered the dress with daisies and pretty much ruined it but then Michelle Williams came in and the little girl was like "Oh, Michelle, will you wear this on the red carpet?" and Michelle felt bad for the little girl and agreed to wear it. That is the only circumstance in which wearing this was okay.
MANDY! Beautiful, beautiful color on her. I wish the dress was strapless and that neck thing wasn't happening, but she looks great. Also, homechick behind her has somewhere to be and FAST. She is on the move and is ever so proud of her legs. Look at that arm-swing. That is impressive.
Ah, one of the 80's looks of the evening. Me-no-likey.
Lea Michele is usually one of my red-carpet-faves. I don't hate this dress but it is not my favorite. I would LOVE it in a different color. A plum, perhaps?
Kyra Sedgwick is another one that almost always makes my best dressed list. I am not a fan of dresses that are the color of mustard but she is still adorable.
Julie Bowen is BEAUTIFUL. She is in my Top 5 for the night.
This is Johnny Depp. Y'ALL, I DO NOT GET THE JOHNNY DEPP OBSESSION. Really, please, help me. What about this is attractive?!?! HELP ME. I find this to be YUCKY.
I'm not sure about the JLo dress. The sheer overlay is confusing.
Hello, I'm posing here on the red carpet, and you, Mr. Papparazzi man, are quite handsome, and I was wondering if you would marry me. It's either that, or I'm taking my senior picture. I'm not sure.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is adorable. And, she's smart. She remembered that the Golden Globe awards serve dinner and she came prepared with a little food catcher on top of her dress to catch some bread crumbs so she could save them for later.
This is a FANTASTIC color on her.
Um, that's a negative.
So, I had in my notes "Jane Krakowski = super cute and pregnant" (yes, I take notes during the red carpet specials to prepare for you people) but the angle I saw on television didn't show the slit. Too high, Jane. Too high.
Helena Bonham Carter is an amazing actress. She is wearing shoes that are two different colors. I really can't say anything else about this. I need to take a few Tums first to calm the nausea.
Halle Berry graced us with her presence. And her lingerie.
This is Eva Longoria. And her boobs.
Yep. There they are. Did no one tell you they were everywhere?
Okay, I think this was my favorite. Absolutely beautiful. Flawless.
Her hair is soooo pretty and she is sooooo skinny. Eat a grape, sweet pea.
In case she gets tired of holding her head up, her dress serves as a shelf.
Meh.
Our sweet, precious Carrie. LOVE. HER.
Again, with the eighties. WHY THE SHOULDER PADS!?
I should start off by saying that I am NOT a fan of Angelina Jolie. I AM a fan of green but I am NOT a fan of shoulder pads. She only scores one out of three in my book. You get a D+.
I want to look like her. That is all.
Okay people. Leave me comments and such below... who did you like? How do you feel about Scarlett Johansson's hair? And if you're a Johnny Depp fan, could you please explain the attraction?
Thanks for reading, and here's to a great start to the 2011 Awards Season!!
